*** We have Rankin to thank for this week’s title.
A bit of a disclaimer: I am considering this weekly summary to be a Happy Hour and am drinking a glass of wine. If the following begins to get incomprehensible by the end, blame the booze, not the writer.
To start us off, a bit of repartee from this week:
Michelle in WI: "You can't BBQ the Ladies! That'd just be wrong!"
polyester_angel: "not even if they're wraped in bacon?"
To the Victory, for the news we might actually need:
- Fin needs to start answering his questions again. Doesn’t he understand that our curiosity should be his first priority?
- There was some mild speculation about what sort of contests will be held on S&DIII. But that did not lead to wild conjecture, due to the fact that we still have something like 9 months until the cruise.
- A new poster named ukcan is from Montreal. This makes polyester_angel very happy.
- WeedMage is going to the Folklife Festival in Seattle this weekend. Other people should go too – it’s fun. I’m too far away though…
- If you want to understand the Pacific Northwest, just read the list of traits in the WA State Peeps thread…
- Our second payments were due to Sixthman. If you haven’t paid, you’re late now.
- We discussed planned arrival dates, the merits of various airports, Miami tattoos, and how to carry your stuff.
- The cabins weren’t too noisy last year. The medical staff on the boat seemed to be getting mixed reviews. To play it safe, try not to get sick.
- Whitney-palooza is still on for karaoke next year!
- The SoCal gathering continued in its amazingly organized planning.
- There are a bunch of websites that will let you design t-shirts. cturtle1@fuse.net already has one designed. I still need to work on mine… But it will be totally cool.
- San Francisco people like to talk about their cars.
- Don’t forget that there will be another naked photo! And drink fart juice!
- People might bring some guitars aboard and can get chords from nvcatgut for those guitars.
And now to the much-neglected Caribbean Lounge:
- People apparently don’t want to make others jealous by relating the best BNL banter. Or maybe they’re mean and don’t want the rest of us to enjoy it…
- Come here to be reminded what concerts cost on a per-minute basis (it’s scary…).
- Guster will be in Philadelphia in July. They seem to do a lot of touring.
- Kevin got a thread and was loved and quoted by many. And I mean really loved. A lot. So when are Jim and Tyler going to get a thread?
Enough of the topical stuff. We obviously don’t care so much about any of that. It’s at the Buffet where all the action, as usual, is:
- Themes of the week: Mormons, bacon, and Hasselhoff…
- Ed was in Queens last Saturday, but I didn’t see him. Which sucks.
- PA wants to go to McGill, which is an excellent school with a high-ranking international reputation. But she just wants to party!
- PA needs to go to university soon so as not to be so ignorant of culturally-important things like underoos.
- We still are pissed off at the TV networks and their canceling-ways.
- There’s a thread about Morrissey. I’m not cool enough to participate in such a thread.
- Chewing penis candy is appropriate and kills threads faster than just about anything.
- If you advertise in the Canadian Yellow Pages, you could win a party with BNL! How do I start a company in Canada?
- Shell got lonely on Saturday when he was left all alone on the board. And Kamloops apparently is stinky.
- Some people love Monty Python. Others hate Monty Python. The second group is wrong.
- annaonthemoon posted a creepy baby scrapbook page. Which others defended… This is why I don’t scrapbook.
- We should all be very concerned that the Alpaca thread was not the weirdest new thread this week.
- Tivos are cool, and so is the BBC, even to those with no British humour. Garyrulez will be testing Michelle in WI on Friday Night Lights. And then will facilitate her drunkenness.
- We discussed what we want to be when we grow up. I personally will take any suggestions on that subject.
- WildEagle thinks we need insanity goggles. Who needs goggles?
- Dancing with the Stars is over. Someone won. I don’t really care who.
- The guys have let the rest of us know that Ottawa and Anaheim will play for the Stanley Cup. And I’m sure they’ll tell us when one of those teams wins.
- PA’s sister is annoying. As is my roommate. But not as annoying as other people’s roommates.
- On Wednesday, while the rest of us were elsewhere, WE, NiceyDoodle, and personal venus all said good night to each other. On two different threads… And PV posts in bed!
- WE will be hosting a BNL BBQ. Whether he wants to or not, so he’d better get working on that!
- WE brought some culture to the quotes thread. If only he could bring some to the rest of this board…
- We complained about everybody (and I do mean everybody) else at the movies.
- Michelle in WI’s newest disturbing avatar reminds us of Robert De Niro, Tom Selleck, Sid Haig, and Aguador Spartacus. And yet she says it’s someone else…
- Shell’s in Utah, attending a wedding in Finchy’s ‘hood.
- Both Amicus and I passed the 2000 mark. Amicus was not properly excited about this.
- Michelle was sick. Bugs are creepy. Message board couples are cute.
- The BNL concert in Detroit will have annoying parking that no one will be able to reach due to road construction throughout several states.
- There was much discussion of fast-food burgers. It’s good that we focus on what’s truly important in this world.
- American Idol is over. Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Shrek the Third is out and was enjoyed. Harry Potter books are better.
- People really do post a lot on Thursday evenings. I refuse to take any responsibility for this week’s Thursday posting, despite any evidence to the contrary.
- The Hoff and many other exciting celebrities attended the end of American Idol. And I like Reuben sandwiches!
- Today was Towel Day. I hope you all paid your respects to this important holiday.
- We’re a scared bunch. Is it wrong to giggle at the fears of others?
- If you want to declare your love for BNL on film, then you should go to Philadelphia tomorrow morning.
- PA has a lot of sexually-explicit stuff in her Photobucket. I’m not so surprised.
- Politics is now religion. The discussion of which achieved a true miracle and restored our Finchy to us! And caused him to post many, many times so that we would know something about the Church of Latter-Day Saints (apparently there’s more to be learned than what’s on Big Love ).
- Bacon! Bacon is yummy! I love bacon! Woo-hoo bacon! Oh, and Portugal is pretty.
- The girls talked about how to get me a date (no luck yet), PA’s exciting date to Dairy Queen, PA’s subsequent shingles, mountain climbing, and friends without boundaries.
- More questions from 2kids brought us the knowledge that many message board people sleep naked.
- The evil network types promised a conclusion to Jericho, which apparently wasn’t sufficient, since people are mobilizing to save it. Other gone, but not forgotten shows, include Press Your Luck (No Whammies! No Whammies!), The Mole, etc. Nicey called her husband a stalker, and I ate sushi.
- If you want to know anything at all about just about everyone on this board, check out all forty-two pages of “The person above me…”
- Time to plan your Memorial Day weekends! Unless you live in Canada and got your long weekend last week. You are too late to plan much.
- Answering questions with questions is now at 32 pages of inanity.
- Which doesn’t compare to the 59 pages of ABC gaming…
- And still only Amicus knows the truth of the appliances. The rest of us remain in a state of uneasy ignorance, waiting for the glorious day on which the truth shall be revealed!
On that note, I’m done.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment